Thu Nov 21, 8:00 PM - Thu Nov 21, 10:00 PM
2306 Brazos St, Houston, TX 77006, United States, Houston, TX 77006
Community: Houston
Description
Experience Houston's Quirkiest Happy Hour: Turtle Racing at Little Woodrow's Midtown! Watch red-eared sliders race for glory every Thursday at 8 PM. Don't miss local legend "James Franco," famous for refusing to race. Final 2024 events: Nov 14 & 21.
Event Details
Looking for entertainment that truly comes out of its shell? Little Woodrow's Midtown presents its iconic Thursday Night Turtle Racing, a peculiar Houston tradition that's been delighting patrons since 1999. As the 2024 racing season draws to a close with final events on November 14 and 21, this quirky spectacle offers an unforgettable evening of slow-paced thrills and shell-shocking surprises.
At the heart of the action is the mysterious Turtle Master, who presides over a roster of ten red-eared slider turtles, each with personality to spare. The competition kicks off at 8 PM sharp, featuring four rounds of heart-poundingly slow races that keep crowds on the edge of their seats. Before each race, guests receive cards corresponding to their chosen champions, with winners earning complimentary drinks courtesy of the evening's sponsor.
The undisputed star of these reptilian races is "James Franco," a notoriously rebellious competitor known for his steadfast refusal to leave the starting block. In a twist worthy of Hollywood, Franco can claim instant victory by landing on a special target bearing his namesake actor's face – making his rare movements the subject of wild celebration.
The racing lineup reads like a pop culture aficionado's dream, featuring cleverly named contestants such as "Turtle Swift," "Slow Rogan," and "Shelton John." Each competitor brings their own distinctive racing style to the track, from lightning-fast sprints (by turtle standards) to methodical meandering.
This beloved Houston tradition transforms an ordinary bar night into an extraordinary experience where victory moves at its own pace. Whether you're a first-time visitor or a seasoned turtle racing enthusiast, Little Woodrow's Midtown offers an evening of entertainment that perfectly embodies Houston's unique charm and character.
At the heart of the action is the mysterious Turtle Master, who presides over a roster of ten red-eared slider turtles, each with personality to spare. The competition kicks off at 8 PM sharp, featuring four rounds of heart-poundingly slow races that keep crowds on the edge of their seats. Before each race, guests receive cards corresponding to their chosen champions, with winners earning complimentary drinks courtesy of the evening's sponsor.
The undisputed star of these reptilian races is "James Franco," a notoriously rebellious competitor known for his steadfast refusal to leave the starting block. In a twist worthy of Hollywood, Franco can claim instant victory by landing on a special target bearing his namesake actor's face – making his rare movements the subject of wild celebration.
The racing lineup reads like a pop culture aficionado's dream, featuring cleverly named contestants such as "Turtle Swift," "Slow Rogan," and "Shelton John." Each competitor brings their own distinctive racing style to the track, from lightning-fast sprints (by turtle standards) to methodical meandering.
This beloved Houston tradition transforms an ordinary bar night into an extraordinary experience where victory moves at its own pace. Whether you're a first-time visitor or a seasoned turtle racing enthusiast, Little Woodrow's Midtown offers an evening of entertainment that perfectly embodies Houston's unique charm and character.
